Ordering, shipping, payment, storage, PCT and discounts.
Browse the catalog, then hit "Order on Telegram". The bot builds your cart, takes your address, and issues a BTC address with the exact amount. It takes about two minutes.
No. Telegram is the account. Your order history lives in the chat with the bot.
Message the bot before it ships. Once it is out the door, changes are harder.
Domestic USA only. That keeps transit to 2-4 days and removes customs entirely.
1-2 business days out the door, 2-4 days in transit.
Plain box, no shop branding. A decoy upgrade is available at checkout.
Rare domestically, but if tracking shows a seizure we reship once to the same address.
Bitcoin only. The bot gives you a fresh address and exact amount per order.
Three network confirmations, then it goes to packing automatically.
The bot tells you the exact amount. Small shortfalls are usually fine; large ones will need a top-up.
Janoshik testing is supported. Send a sample from your batch in and get store credit back.
Test E or Test C at 300-500mg per week for 10-12 weeks, split across two pins. Add nothing else for the first four weeks.
Effectively nothing. The half-lives differ by under a day. Pick one and stay consistent.
If the cycle was suppressive, yes. A SERM such as Nolvadex or Clomid, run after the ester clears. Bloodwork before and after.
Unreconstituted: cold and dark. Reconstituted: fridge, used within 4-6 weeks. Never freeze reconstituted HGH.
It is water with a small amount of benzyl alcohol, which keeps a reconstituted solution stable for weeks instead of days. Yes, use it.
Yes, and they stack: 5% return shopper, 5% referral (both sides), vouch credit, and store credit for Janoshik lab tests.
Send your code, both sides get 5%. See the rewards page.
No returns. Reship only if tracking shows a seizure, one time, to the same address.
Telegram, always. There is no ticket queue.